Palin-Bot: I am not programmed to answer that question

Palin-bot was interviewed by Katie Couric yesterday in this clip.  After a few minutes of the clip, I half expected her to start spewing smoke and start saying “error, error”, “does not compute”, or “I am not programmed to answer that question”. 

It’s painful to watch her as she strings together sentences that barely make sense and don’t remotely answer the question being asked.

“I’ll try to find you some, and I’ll bring them to ya”

To make Sarah Palin, the Palin-bot more understandable, I’ve drawn a simple logic tree that explains how she answers questions.

Here’s Palin-Bot 1.0(beta)

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  • Reply Ginger September 25, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    Teleprompter issues????

  • Reply Ginger September 25, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Ooops – embed didn’t work.

  • Reply MT September 25, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    The clip’s no big deal. Every one has a bad day. But, it’s a bad day for Palin every single time she opens her mouth. It’s clear that she has little understand of any issue and is only parroting back a few talking points. She’s such a lightweight and completely in over her head.

  • Reply Ginger September 26, 2008 at 8:24 am

    A bad day? Seriously?
    Who confuses a breathalyzer with asthmatic treatment?
    Agree to disagree.

  • Reply MT September 26, 2008 at 10:30 am

    Your one example is pretty ridiculous. Obama has traveled all over the country, speaking nearly every day for a year. So he was tired and had a blooper. There are McCain blooper videos all over. The difference with Obama and Palin is night and day. Obama is clearly extremely intelligent and much more thoughtful. You can see why McCain barely allows Palin to speak, because every time she talks she sounds like an idiot. She’s Dan Quayle all over again, but not as intelligent.

  • Reply Ginger September 26, 2008 at 11:24 am

    Funny – I think Obama is an idiot.
    I guess one thing we agree on is that we both find idiots in this election.

  • Reply MT September 26, 2008 at 11:43 am

    You know, I could sort of understand where you’re coming from on some of your points. But, this is a total joke. Obama an idiot? I can understand how you might not agree with his views, but his intelligence? Come on. I’ve totally lost respect for anything that you’ve said.

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