Match.com spam profiles

Look who I found on Match.com- Sasha Cohen the Olympic figure skater!  Skating can be a lonely life on the road and where better than Match.com to find your potential mate?
I can see Sasha and I together skating in the park, laughing and holding hands.  But my dreams of love were quickly shattered when I realized this was yet another Match.com spam profile.  Why, Match.com, why?